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Okay, so, my workout routine. Which is working, might I add. It’s behind a link, so those of you who don’t care, don’t have to read it.

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Fact: it’s easier for me to clean other folks’ place than my own.  My brain shuts down at some point when I start thinking of all the cleaning I really should be doing here.
Not true in a three-story ex-convent, oddly enough.  I enjoy doing it, so if anyone asks why I’m going to Joliet this [...]

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Sugar scrubs? Pfft. So 2001. All the cool girls nowadays are using sanded grout. On their arms. On their hands. On their bare feet. In their hair….
I don’t actually have money, but I went and hired a personal trainer anyway. We shan’t discuss cost. Mom pitched [...]

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