fivebyevif

You know you’re getting old when you see that Boca Burger is making a version of its “chick’n” patties that comes on a bun with cheese and you think holy crap that’s awesome I am so going to pick up some of those.

And then that’s the most exciting thing you can report for your morning.

Elsewhere: For the first time in five years, I’m creating a D&D game from scratch. Clearly, I am not writing enough.