fivebyevif

My washing machine broke. On a full load. In the rain.

Also, there’s a dead pixel yellow line going down the left side of my Dell LCD screen. Does the fun ever end?^*

Aaaanyway. Hi there! I had a great night last night, despite being burdened by the knowledge that I just had to pay for yet another vital and important machine that keeps my household from falling to the Visigoths. I am feeling particularly eloquent, though I don’t know if that’s last night or the cheese I had for breakfast talking.

About that cheese. It was really good. I’d never had an aged gouda before, and I think I have cheese intoxication. I am definitely twitterpated.

We went to Niche for dinner, which is pronounced the pretentious way, but the food was excellent and not really pretentious, even if it was expensive. I discovered that after two weeks of no alcohol (or pork, meat, or cheeeese), drinking two glasses of wine causes me to be Rather Silly!

Luckily, I have a boyfriend who is like James Bond with the drunk ladies, and I don’t mean the annoying literary misogynist Bond, I mean awesome!Bond with the opening doors and making sure I don’t barrel into people or forget my purse.

Okay, so maybe that’s a side of James Bond you never see, but it’s there, I’m telling you.

I’m sounding like a horrible lush, but I swear to you I didn’t think two glasses of wine were going to do that to me. It must have been the wine itself! Yes, that must be it! Our waiter must have slipped some Everclear into the bottle when I wasn’t looking! Hah! I’m onto her!

Aaaanyway. Today, I am going to go buy bread and look at a bike. I think tomorrow I will have to do something with my lawn, as it is a monster. That is all from Camp Steph! Take care all, and remember, one glass, not two!

^* Answer: Nope!